Ever taken a girl out on a date and she orders some sort of trendy salad with kale or walnuts? Bitch is just waiting to ditch you so she can go to White Castle on her way home and scarf a cheeseburger. See now I’m lying—she’s going to inhale at least 2 burgers and a large fries), and I’ll eat anything. And I mean anything.

Oh, and if you want us to like you, for the love of God let us squeeze your back pimples—girls love squeezing stuff. 

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Kelly Rowland - Kisses Down Low
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mudboned:

Kisses Down Low - Kelly Rowland

she like her kisses down low
make her arch her back
when you give it to her slow
baby just like that

Angelina Jolie undergoes double mastectomy ›

i was sad to hear about this, but also happy that she went ahead and did something about it. go AJ!

personally, because my mom had such a rare and aggressive type of breast cancer, my sisters and i talked about getting tests done to see if we had this mutated BRCA1 gene. we haven’t done it yet, but i know once i switch my insurance over to a better one, i’ll probably get it done. 

it’ll be scary, but worth it in the end.

Awful Things Women Have To Deal With That Men Don't ›

isn’t this the godawful truth though. we’re all cursed as women. even moreso when you can’t find a man good enough for you and then just decide that you’ll probably stay single for the rest of your life but you’re totally fine with that. i’ve already made a pact with my best friends that we’ll just get married to each other and adopt babies if we want. lol