“Ever taken a girl out on a date and she orders some sort of trendy salad with kale or walnuts? Bitch is just waiting to ditch you so she can go to White Castle on her way home and scarf a cheeseburger. See now I’m lying—she’s going to inhale at least 2 burgers and a large fries), and I’ll eat anything. And I mean anything.

Oh, and if you want us to like you, for the love of God let us squeeze your back pimples—girls love squeezing stuff. ”

i need this exact outfit.

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Never fuck with a bitch diva.

Actress Angelina Jolie announced in a New York Times op-ed article on Tuesday that she underwent a preventive double mastectomy.

i was sad to hear about this, but also happy that she went ahead and did something about it. go AJ!

personally, because my mom had such a rare and aggressive type of breast cancer, my sisters and i talked about getting tests done to see if we had this mutated BRCA1 gene. we haven’t done it yet, but i know once i switch my insurance over to a better one, i’ll probably get it done. 

it’ll be scary, but worth it in the end.

In honor of International Women’s Day, I want to blog about all the fucked up things women have to deal with that men don’t. This extends beyond childbirth and periods. I know I don’t have a vagina…

isn’t this the godawful truth though. we’re all cursed as women. even moreso when you can’t find a man good enough for you and then just decide that you’ll probably stay single for the rest of your life but you’re totally fine with that. i’ve already made a pact with my best friends that we’ll just get married to each other and adopt babies if we want. lol